"You don't need to build some huge monitoring infrastructure. With Java you just need a little foresight and some effort looking through the tools we list, and you already have much of what you need out of the box"
"Every programmer should know that IT is a terrible place to meet women, but a great place to meet men (it's the male/female ratio that's the problem)."
"The most common resource exhaustion procedural mistake is letting the system fill up: either letting some file get so big that there is no more disc space for it, or letting the transaction audit trail get so large that no new log records can be written"