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Javva The Hutt is on holiday. Lucky sot. Some people get them you know. Not like us other folk at JavaPerformanceTuning.com. We are lucky to get a weekend off. Talk about slave labour. Paid a pittance? Huh, chance'd be a fine thing. A pittance would be a fortune compared to what we get. Twenty hours a day slaving over a hot CPU. "Come and be a big cheese in publishing" they said. "Big cheese"? I'm not even a small curd. Next thing they'll probably just kick me out the ...

We apologize for the interruption in this web page. We are currently experiencing technical difficulties, and hope to return to our normal content as soon as possible. Next month. Or thereabouts. Not that you really care. You don't smail, you don't call, you don't fax, you don't email, you don't text, and no doubt soon you won't videomail either. What's the point of it all? I ask you. Mind you, things are looking up. I've been promoted. Now I am officially a small curd. They told me that if I work my way up through medium and large curd status, then that'll get me a little whey next! All steps on the way to becoming a big cheese. One small step for a curd, one giant leap for cheesekind!

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